Well, since the lady in the limelight has managed to give a new perspective to marriage, it’s high time we go a step ahead to ponder over other bizarre ways of getting married.
In case you are already thirty and still single, you could probably put up posters with your photos on them, and a tagline, which says “WANT2wED!” with your e-mail id. If you choose to shortlist from those who seem interested, which is very unlikely, you could arrange for a Bachelors’ party and ask your buddies to do the rest.
If you plan to have an economical wedding, go to a beach in Goa (quite affordable), get dressed in leaves and nothing else and imagine a priest with an invisibility cloak and a silencer, who would get you married with your love and exchange rings made of matchsticks or straws. The kiss, of course, is priceless.
If nothing works for you, your only choice is Rakhi Sawant and her brand new show on television. It isn’t a bad idea, considering the fame and recognition that supplements it, on getting married on national television with THE most controversial woman. It wouldn’t end there. You’d be interviewed on a monthly basis as to how hard it is to live with the most unnerving lady. So, more fame.
Evidently, NDTV Imagine has given imagination a new definition. They have managed to come up with a reality show (starring the most unrealistic lady) that has surpassed imagination.
Rakhi Sawant is one lucky woman. Who would get paid to choose a guy from a bunch of losers and then get married to him, in a palace? There are a lot of possible reasons Rakhi would have though of before signing up for the show. One could be because she gets to be called a “beautiful”, “gorgeous”, “smart”, “self-made” and above all a “wed-able” “woman”, ALL the time. Another reason could be to prove to the world, the existence of people in society, who, indeed, possess this inexplicable ability to make fools of themselves far better than she does. The most likely reason could be to ask her “suitors”, not intimidated by each other, to lend some breath-taking fashion tips to the gay community.
The show has seemingly crossed the line of stupidity and has made viewers look beyond the horizon. It has undoubtedly given a chance to a few strugglers to showcase their ability to convert nightmares to reality, which shall be witnessed and acclaimed by millions around the globe.
The elaborate selection procedure has finally come to an end, with these gentlemen (read “gentle” men) competing hard to convince poor cupid to acknowledge their “sachcha pyaar” towards the woman of their dreams, or nightmares, to be more precise. However, there is a tiny little chance for a sequel to the show or a climax to this one, where they could change the name of the show from “Rakhi ka swayamvar” to “Rakhi ke swayamvar”, signifying polyandry, and restart the selection procedure in search of the other guy who would have a once-in-a-lifetime chance to get married to her. Stupidity is thus versatile. So, those who have chosen to live in despair, for having lost THE only chance to be called one of “Rakhi’s suitors”, there is still a ray of hope, considering the climax or a sequel.
Well, the show has an implicit message to its viewers, if any, that Rakhi doesn’t always symbolize brotherhood. Rakhi happens to be an entity in herself, who is busy proving to the world that she resides in the auricles or ventricles or both of more than a thousand men. It is not appalling to witness such people, who happen to make one belief more evident, the belief that God is human, in the sense that when He is bored, He tends to show it on his job and such people are mere consequences of that.
So, as the channel has invested time and money on a show like this, it is our duty to watch, acknowledge and appreciate their efforts come to life, so beautifully. The world has not witnessed cupid go on a strike and this show will make that happen on the day when the marriage takes place in the palace. So, let’s just “wait and watch”.
1 comment:
very nicely written!!u actually made me laugh! crystal clear views about a certain miss Sawant wer pretty amusing!
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